At the Movies with Val- Christmas Day edition (WW 84, Soul, etc.)

It was really nice to screen so many movies this past week and know that they will actually be seen in theaters this weekend. Like many things, most of us have really missed new movies in the theaters. Some still choose to stay home. Thankfully, because of great streaming technology, you have choices for most of the movies coming out. Christmas day is usually a big weekend for movies and it has been a tradition of mine for years to go and see a movie on Christmas. This year many movies we have been anticipating for a long time are being released. I have not had the pleasure of screening all of them yet, but here are my reviews and predictions of what I think. There are some spoilers, but not many. Enjoy, and please let me know what you think and if you decide to go to the theaters this weekend.

One Night in Miami (R) 

Not screened 

Rating Prediction (B)

The minute I saw the cast for this film I was excited. Then the story, who was directing, and the trailer followed, and I was out of my mind with excitement. I have not had the pleasure to pre-screen this film, but will be seeing it ASAP. I predict I will give this movie a solid B. We will see how close I am to that soon. I will keep you updated.

Synopsis: On the night of Feb. 25, 1964, in Miami, Cassius Clay joins Jim Brown, Sam Cooke and Malcom X, and they discuss the responsibility of being successful black men during the civil rights movement.

Staring: Kingsley Ben-Adir, Eli Goree, Aldis Hodge and Leslie Odom Jr.

Director: Regina King

Release Date (Theaters): Dec 25, 2020  Limited

Release Date (Streaming):Jan 15, 2021

Runtime:1h 50m

The Midnight Sky (PG-13) 

Rating (C/C-)

This movie was a disappointment. I am a fan of Clooney as an actor and a director but he did not make this movie work. There were moments when the exquisite visual experience of the film would help me through, but it was pretty slow, too long, and I think really missed the mark of such a good Idea for a film. Cut 45 minutes out and add some tension and it may be closer to what was intended. I don’t know that you need to rush out and see this movie in theaters but it may be fun for a free movie night at home.

Synopsis: A lone scientist in the Arctic races to contact a crew of astronauts returning home to a mysterious global catastrophe.

Staring: George Clooney, Felicity Jones, David Oyelowo, Tiffany Boone, Demián Bichir, Kyle Chandler and Caoilinn Springall

Rating: PG-13 (Brief Strong Language|Some Bloody Images)

Director: George Clooney

Release Date (Theaters):Dec 11, 2020  Limited

Release Date (Streaming): Dec 23, 2020

Runtime:1h 58m

Pinocchio (PG-13) 

Rating (B)

I have always loved the story of Pinocchio and most of us have seen a few different versions. The fantasy work is brought to life by Matteo Garrone and the strange way he touches things. If you are familiar with Roberto Benigni at all, you know he is a full of life actor that brings everything to his roles. This is an Italian made film and there is voice dubbing, but you will get used to it by 8-10 minutes in. It’s an absolutely visually beautiful movie to watch that is a little strange and unpredictable. It takes us through a classic story we already love. This movie would have been closer to an A-, but it was a little self indulgent in length and needed a bit more friction.

Synopsis: Geppetto’s puppet creation, Pinocchio, magically comes to life with dreams of becoming a real boy. Easily led astray, Pinocchio tumbles from one misadventure to another as he is tricked, kidnapped and chased by bandits through a wonderful world full of imaginative creatures – from the belly of a giant fish, to the Land of Toys and the Field of Miracles. 

Staring Federico Ielapi as Pinocchio and Roberto Benigni as Mister Geppetto.

English dub voice: Antonio Palumbo

Rating: PG-13 (Some Disturbing Images)

Director: Matteo Garrone

Release Date (Theaters):Dec 25, 2020  Wide

Runtime:2h 5m

A Promising Young Woman (R) 

Rating (B+)

Get ready for a gut punch. The phrase “I felt that” has never been more real than for this film. Carry Mulligan is absolutely hypnotizing in this film. The movie goes back and forth between dark comedy, thriller, and drama, but felt more like a realistic bio of parts of what has been going on for years…. The Me Too movement, people sweeping things under the rug and trying to “save” the wrong person. I love the snarky tone of the film, because I think most of us feel the same. Like, why is this still happening? There is no mistake, this film will keep you on your toes and keep you talking well after the film is over.

Synopsis: Nothing in Cassie’s life is what it appears to be — she’s wickedly smart, tantalizingly cunning, and she’s living a secret double life by night. Now, an unexpected encounter is about to give Cassie a chance to right the wrongs from the past. 

Staring: Carey Mulligan, Bo Burnham, Alison Brie, Clancy Brown, Jennifer Coolidge, Laverne Cox, and Connie Britton.

Rating: R (Sexual Assault|Language Throughout|Drug Use|Some Sexual Material|Strong Violence)

Director: Emerald Fennell

Release Date (Theaters):Dec 25, 2020  Limited

Runtime:1h 53m

Wonder Woman 1984 (PG-13) 

Rating (C)

Ok kids, here we are. We have been waiting for this film since we last saw Wonder Woman don the big screen back in 2017. She was strong, phenomenal, and witty. The opening scene of this film is already out on YouTube, the studio put it there. I am not sure if it was to keep the hype going or to reassure audiences they would get a similar product from last time, but it is misleading. The opening scene is great. I loved seeing little Wonder Woman running around and learning who she would become. There is a great life lesson and moral story here about truth and winning fair and being true to yourself, but that all gets lost in the mess that is this movie. When we hit the 80’s part of the film, we can see that they are trying to give us a call back to the WW tv show, but the characters, hair, outfits and bad writing are way too cheesy. Wonder Woman going from saving the world to being a glorified mall cop is pretty unsatisfying. How long has it been on her timeline from the last move to this one, and she is just finding out she has new abilities? She can turn things invisible, that’s one of them and it is not a spoiler because she has done it in the cartoons. But she is just finding this out?! Show us her process of practicing this, that is interesting. Not to mention the special effects and glitches that take you out of the movie on a regular basis. I literally have vomit in my throat having to write this review, this is not the review I wanted to write.

Then we get to Diana Prince and her life at the museum in DC and we meet Kristin Wiig’s character, Barbra Minerva. I have to say it….this character is worse than Halle Berry’s Catwoman! AHHHH I know. Almost the same premise: Sad, unnoticed and smart woman who works, who feels invisible and unappreciated, turns from kind woman to bad cat.  As she gets through her transformation her clothes start looking more and more like Real Housewives of Salt Lake City or Chicago and less like a kick butt woman who has something to prove. I mean if I had Kristin’s amazing body I would wear them too, but it is just too much and not in a good way.

Pedro Pascal, this is the part that hurts me the worst. If the only movie I ever saw him in was this one I would never hire him for anything. And it’s not even his fault. What the crap is this character? Sad, Trump-like character who is hungry for power or for being the best  and also a sad man who has no Idea who he is or what he wants. It’s so bad. There are so many small stories that go nowhere. So many unexplained things and so many characters who I couldn’t care less about, because we don’t get enough of the right story to care. Finally at the end of the movie, he and his son have the most heartfelt moment and he actually has feelings, and it’s a scene right from the last episode of The Mandalorian. Come on!

Throughout the movie you see glimpses of other storylines: Endgame, Star Wars, Batman, Catwoman and so on. I get you can be inspired, but it is a stew of left overs from the fridge that are a week past expired. You can put it on a pretty dish to make it look good, but if there is no substance, well bad food is bad food. I am a big fan of Wonder Woman but I am not a fan of this film. Yes, there are some moments that made me laugh and say “YES”!, but as a whole this film felt like the 4 writers wrote it during COVID, not meeting with each other at all, only talking through email and one writer kept on forgetting to do their part of the assignment. I really expected more out of these writers and Patty. Sad Face.

Synopsis: Diana Prince lives quietly among mortals in the vibrant, sleek 1980s — an era of excess driven by the pursuit of having it all. Though she’s come into her full powers, she maintains a low profile by curating ancient artifacts, and only performing heroic acts incognito. But soon, Diana will have to muster all of her strength, wisdom and courage as she finds herself squaring off against Maxwell Lord and the Cheetah, a villainess who possesses superhuman strength and agility. 

Staring:  Gal Gadot , Chris Pine, Kristen Wiig, Pedro Pascal, Robin Wright, and Connie Nielsen.

Rating: PG-13 (Violence|Sequences of Action)

Director: Patty Jenkins

Release Date (Theaters):Dec 25, 2020  Wide

Release Date (Streaming):Dec 25, 2020

Runtime:2h 31m

Soul (PG) 

Rating (A)

So you have been holding in all of the feelings during quarantine…well grab your tissues because you’re going to need them. Disney and Pixar have done it again. If you are looking for an original movie with heart, it’s definitely Soul. Jamie Foxx voices a character named Joe. Oh Joe! He is a music teacher, and like most of us this year, feels like his life should have gone a different way. He has an accident and ends up in a different dimension …kind of.. he ends up in the wrong place. But this place leads him on the best path. We have seen it before in movies like Inside Out or Up. The animation is for the kids, but the story hits home with adults to the point of realism in animation. To say that the writing for this film is good would be an understatement. The moments that are created in this movie give us insight and reflection that only a Pixar movie can give. The way the music moves you through the story and the characters keep you wanting more, I want to watch it again right now. I want to sit everyone I know down to watch this film. We need it. It is geared more towards a slightly mature audience but the animation is so whimsical and the dialogue is so fun and witty that kids and adults alike will love watching it together. It is easily one of my top 5 favorite Pixar movies of all time.

Synopsis: Joe is a middle-school band teacher whose life hasn’t quite gone the way he expected. His true passion is jazz — and he’s good. But when he travels to another realm to help someone find their passion, he soon discovers what it means to have soul. 

Staring: Jamie Foxx, Tina Fey, Questlove, Phylicia Rashad, Daveed Diggs, and Angela Bassett.

Rating: PG (Some Language|Thematic Elements)

Director: Pete Docter

Release Date (Streaming):Dec 25, 2020

Runtime:1h 40m

You can hear Val every week on our Movies That Make Us Podcast and Multiplane Podcast, and daily on Utah’s B98.7 morning show.

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