Attack of the Cat – #291

So what do a dirty Scotsman, mandatory state re-education, and a cat’s butthole have to do with each other? Evidently, they are all in this episode.

Microsoft comes late to the team party with a Slack competitor, Apple is actually dropping prices on items you wouldn’t need to buy if it weren’t for them, and Google is being just a colossal douche.  Like, really, just the worst.

Headlines:

• Microsoft brings out a Slack competitor
• Google gets kinda douchey with Microsoft
• RCS is a dumpster fire and Google isn’t helping
• People aren’t happy with Apple, so they are making a sale to make up for it
• Samsung: Leader in Exploding Devices
• Can’t get your Note7 to Samsung for replacement? They’ll just cripple it remotely
• So, Android is now officially everywhere
• Oooh, they have the internet on computers now!
• No Man’s Sky should have been No Game’s Release
• 1984 never saw China coming

Zuke’s Favorite: The ’80s were weird, man
Zohner’s Favorite: DC Legends